Dear God...

...as you know I'm finally giving in and agreeing growing life inside me. I know I'm now 30, and getting a bit older, and that ideally I would love to have 2 children in total, but can I please request, that I don't have the two children in one go!

A few reasons:

• I'm not a tall gal, 2 children in my womb - that's just not funny!
• You know the size of our flat, it's only just sensibly big enough for one child, let alone two! We're still working on how we're going to adjust the place to allow enough room for baby stuff!
• I'm so inexperienced, two at once is just cruel!
• Child birth - enough said...